Mrs. A-Z

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Mon Nov 9

mliaverage:

Today, I decided to have some fun at the mall by walking up to random women, and saying in a stern voice, “I know about the affair.” Four said they didn’t know what I was talking about, five begged me not to tell their husbands, and three women paid me off. New hobby? I think so. MLIA

Sun Nov 8
(via ventisette)

Josie & the Pusscats - Three Small Words

i love this movie.
& i think rachael leigh cook is adorable.

Sat Nov 7
Take a chance because you never know how absolutely perfect something could turn out to be. Unknown (via thresca) (via quote-book)
Fri Nov 6
Thu Nov 5
The other day I learned that if you say ‘beer can’ with an English accent, you’re saying ‘bacon’ with a Jamaican accent. Mind blown. MLIA.

MLIA.

LOL OMG DO IT

judantoc:

Alexia gave me this link.
What is she trying to say to me?

well clearly i was trying to call you an asshole but it wouldn’t let me. but meh. you get the idea.

judantoc:

Alexia gave me this link.

What is she trying to say to me?

well clearly i was trying to call you an asshole but it wouldn’t let me. but meh. you get the idea.

srsly:

THE ORIGINAL HIPSTER

srsly:

THE ORIGINAL HIPSTER

Wed Nov 4